bodyrock:

Beyonce - Made In America Festival 2014

timeanddisregard:

it seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

stephylmix:

@aaroncarlohair: Pool parrttyyy

  1. Me:*loses 2 followers*
  2. Me:maybe i should just delete my blog

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

magnifysuccess:

sometimes i wonder what i would think of my body if it wasn’t my own? like if someone else had my body and i was looking at it from an outside perspective? i think two things would happen… for one, i would have much nicer thoughts about it. and two, i actually just wouldn’t really care about it? because i don’t notice anyone else’s body in the way that i scrutinize my own. i wish i was better at remembering that. absolutely no one is as critical of me as i am of myself

“I saw a TV preacher when I was scared at four or five about bad dreams, who promised he’d say a prayer if I put my hand to the TV. That’s the first time I remember prayer. An electric current humming through me, you call me a singer, but I’m called to transform, to suck up the grief, anxiety and loss of those who hear me into my song’s form. I’m a vessel for all that isn’t right, for breakups and lies and double cross. I sing into that vessel a healing light. To let go of the pain that people can’t bear. I don’t do that to myself, I call in the light. I summon God to take me there. Uptopias, they don’t much interest me. I always mess things up a bit. It’s chaos in part that helps us see, but for my daughter I dream a day when no one roots for others to fail, when we all mean what we say.”

― Beyoncé (Remixed by Forrest Gander)

“It’s my daughter,she’s my biggest muse.There’s someone we all find out soon,more important than ourselves to lose.”

― Beyoncé for the CR Fashion Book Issue #5 (via beyoncefashionstyle)